Bacon is bad for you. Bacon is good for you. Bacon is meat and it also contains sulfites and too much sodium and back in the day before refrigeration, it was one of the only ways you could eat meat that wasn’t freshly killed. Kill the animal. Kill the idea. Kill the grammar police and the spelling bee. Kill the switch. Kill the witch. Kill the fatted calf. Kill the hog.  Swim with the hog. [insert picture of paradise island where pigs swim in clear blue waters.] Lord of the Flies…. I just read that one. Somehow I escaped it as required reading in English class. Not the Illiad or…